Tuesday, May 7, 2013

A Conversation with Eliza

--What kinds of things will baby do when she is born?

E: Baby will drink mama's milk

--What else will she do?

E: Pee and poop in her diaper.  Yeah, babies do that a lot.  Yeah.

--Where is baby now?

E: In there -- a uuuuterus.

--Do you have a uterus?

E: No.  No.

--Are you sure?

E: I'm a girl.

--So don't you have a uterus?

E: Yes!  And when I'm older I'll make babies in it.

--How will the baby get out?

E: From her pa-gina.


--So what will you do when baby sister comes out?

E: Just hold her! Yeah. She won't be able to walk. No. 

--What do babies do?

E: They just cry to tell us what they want. Like milky, I think.  I used to like milky a lot.  It was pretty good.  


My mama is named Ella, and my Dada is named Andrew.

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Eliza's Stats

Birth: 8 lbs 5 ozs
Going home: 7 lbs 10 ozs
5 days: 7 lbs 13 ozs
2 months: 12 lbs 6 ozs
4 months: 17 lbs
5 months: 18 lbs 12 ozs
6 months: 20 lbs 13 ozs
9 months: 24 lbs 3 ozs
12 months: 26 lbs 13 ozs
15 months: 28 lbs
18 months: 29 lbs 3 ozs
2 years: 32 lbs
3 years: 34 lbs

Alice's Stats

Birth: 8 lbs 11 oz
2 Months: 13 lbs 10 oz
4 Months: 17 lbs 15 oz
6 Months: 20 lbs 4 oz