Tuesday, September 11, 2012

My 2 Year Old Says Random Things

  • On her way to go forage for blueberries at a neighbor's house, she said to my mom: "If there are blueberries I will put a smile on, and if there are no blueberries I will take my smile off and throw it in the garbage!!
  • Upon discovering that it was raining one day: "Mom! Mommy! Come with me outside and thank the rain for watering our Mums!"
  • Listening to music in the kitchen, she will often say: "I just tooted to the music, Ma!"
  • Eliza: "I would like some M&Ms before lunch." Me: "Well, I'm afraid that's not an option, Eliza." Eliza: "You don't need to be afraid, Mama, our new house doesn't have any monsters!"
  • After being told she could not have a drink of my margarita: "But I am old enough to bowl!!" (complete with dramatic hand gestures).
  • "I'm a Kale girl!" 
I got the idea from a friend to post the random/funny things Eliza says on my blog.  I need to remember more of these day-to-day, because some pretty hilarious and random things come out of that girl's mouth!

1 comment:

Gemini Momma said...

LOVE! I definitely want to write these things down when my girls start to speak. They're only this innocent and funny (without knowing they're funny) for such a short period of time!

Eliza's Stats

Birth: 8 lbs 5 ozs
Going home: 7 lbs 10 ozs
5 days: 7 lbs 13 ozs
2 months: 12 lbs 6 ozs
4 months: 17 lbs
5 months: 18 lbs 12 ozs
6 months: 20 lbs 13 ozs
9 months: 24 lbs 3 ozs
12 months: 26 lbs 13 ozs
15 months: 28 lbs
18 months: 29 lbs 3 ozs
2 years: 32 lbs
3 years: 34 lbs

Alice's Stats

Birth: 8 lbs 11 oz
2 Months: 13 lbs 10 oz
4 Months: 17 lbs 15 oz
6 Months: 20 lbs 4 oz